superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

(via pizza)



wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via taggedfave)


i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs, via fishing-with-finnick)


lord-creepypeepee:

it’s a metaphor

lord-creepypeepee:

it’s a metaphor


pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry

(Source: funnuraba, via whackin)


emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)


(Source: internet, via condom)


x0arielle:

It’s that time of year again.

x0arielle:

It’s that time of year again.

(via angrybagel)


supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

(Source: heroinych, via condom)


bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

(via condom)


the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

(Source: memewhore, via whackin)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sasstasticpersonthatisme)


thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

(via condom)


lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via dangit-bill)