x0arielle:

It’s that time of year again.

x0arielle:

It’s that time of year again.

(via angrybagel)


supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

(Source: heroinych, via condom)


bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

(via condom)


the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

(Source: memewhore, via whackin)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sasstasticpersonthatisme)


thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

(via condom)


lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via dangit-bill)


cookie-waffle:

When someone does something really nice for you out of nowhere

image

(via scottthepilgrim)


At what age did you lose your virginity?
Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 


jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

image

(Source: jackballs, via taggedfave)


yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

(Source: rckrbelle, via pizza)



d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone

(via pizza)


youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

(Source: oujia, via snarkylittleshit)