precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(via profiting)


psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

(via officialwhitegirls)


(Source: nc-17, via officialwhitegirls)


cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

(via lovurs)


(Source: reibread, via prevokes)


returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91, via thats-so-meme)


perks-of-being-chinese:

spoopy


bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

(via officialwhitegirls)


(Source: tomhonks, via danisnotonfire)



cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via officialwhitegirls)


tastefullyoffensive:

[@kevinfarzad]

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via snarkylittleshit)